|I Heard It Through the Morkvine|
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|Aired||April 20, 1981|
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Mindy has reservations about doing a gossip report on the news, so Mork fills in and embarrasses everyone he knows.
- Exidor: Mork! Been looking all over for you.
Mork: Have you tried my house?
Exidor: What a novel idea!
- Exidor: I've written my life story. I call it: Lauren Bacall by Myself. It worked for her, why tinker with success?
- Exidor: Oh, did I tell you? The museum wants to do me in wax. They say it stops hurting after it cools off.